Category Archives: Generation 3

Stalkers and Sinks

“Who let YOU back in the house?!” “‘Scuse me?!” “The last time you were in here, I got stuck cleaning baby poo out of the couch for 17 years!” …Annnnyway, it’s the final chapter for the third generation! “So, um, … Continue reading

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Kissin’ Cousins

I really don’t know how to start off new chapters anymore.  A ranting banter?  What am I supposed to say? HEY GUYS NEW CHAPTER!!! And after the next chapter or so, I’m putting up a heir poll!  Who’s excited?!  No? … Continue reading

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Two Day President

Time for another prettacy chapter?  Why the hell not.  And you know what I realized last chapter?  Nothing happened again.  Aging off was on again.  Sigh, I got to stop trying to play a Sunset game if I can’t remember … Continue reading

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The Overly Happy Lake Monster

“You.  You killed meeee.” Oh, hi Sinbad!  I haven’t seen you in a while, and you took your time making your ghostly return.  You look good, you know, for someone who’s dead. “Muurrrrderrrrrrerrrrrr.” “What?  Poison?  I have no idea wut … Continue reading

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Childhood Antics

Ahh, 2011.  Nothing like spending new years at your house alone.  What a great way to start the year! Anyway, last time Dodge was growing up and I didn’t care because every time a birthday happens, God kills a kitten. … Continue reading

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Hookers for your Birthday

Four updates four days in a row?!  UNHEARD OF!! LAHGRIEFJDFKLGFDNOAJSGFDKL There’s nothing like a little spamming my reader’s message boxes with more chapters to get in the holiday spirit. But that’s ok, because you forgive me, and we move on … Continue reading

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End of an Evil Emperor

“WHY DO I HAVE A CHILD?!?” Being suddenly sick sucks.  But it does give me a lot of time to do nothing, and so I’ll give you another chapter three (more or less) days in a row. Remember me having … Continue reading

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Quality Parenting in Twinbrook

New day, new chapter! Last time, we discovered that not only is Melissa pregnant again, but also my simself is pregnant in the front of the waffle house, and I, personally, am not too thrilled.  Yeah, I knew the risks … Continue reading

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Not Just Some Legacy Babies

Anyone enjoying the Christmas holiday yet?!  I know I am!  There’s nothing like returning back home to the swamp to find all your connections to the outside world cut off, eventually including your own car, and then ending up going … Continue reading

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Maniac Marriage

“Sabrina, what the hell are you doing?” “I’m reading my palm, what does it look like I’m doing!?  It says… six more months of winter.  Huh.” “Living here sucks.  I am NOT entertained at all.” “Shut up, you aren’t the … Continue reading

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