Category Archives: Generation 3

Stalkers and Sinks

“Who let YOU back in the house?!” “‘Scuse me?!” “The last time you were in here, I got stuck cleaning baby poo out of the couch for 17 years!” …Annnnyway, it’s the final chapter for the third generation! “So, um, … Continue reading

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Kissin’ Cousins

I really don’t know how to start off new chapters anymore.  A ranting banter?  What am I supposed to say? HEY GUYS NEW CHAPTER!!! And after the next chapter or so, I’m putting up a heir poll!  Who’s excited?!  No? … Continue reading

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Two Day President

Time for another prettacy chapter?  Why the hell not.  And you know what I realized last chapter?  Nothing happened again.  Aging off was on again.  Sigh, I got to stop trying to play a Sunset game if I can’t remember … Continue reading

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The Overly Happy Lake Monster

“You.  You killed meeee.” Oh, hi Sinbad!  I haven’t seen you in a while, and you took your time making your ghostly return.  You look good, you know, for someone who’s dead. “Muurrrrderrrrrrerrrrrr.” “What?  Poison?  I have no idea wut … Continue reading

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Childhood Antics

Ahh, 2011.  Nothing like spending new years at your house alone.  What a great way to start the year! Anyway, last time Dodge was growing up and I didn’t care because every time a birthday happens, God kills a kitten. … Continue reading

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Hookers for your Birthday

Four updates four days in a row?!  UNHEARD OF!! LAHGRIEFJDFKLGFDNOAJSGFDKL There’s nothing like a little spamming my reader’s message boxes with more chapters to get in the holiday spirit. But that’s ok, because you forgive me, and we move on … Continue reading

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End of an Evil Emperor

“WHY DO I HAVE A CHILD?!?” Being suddenly sick sucks.  But it does give me a lot of time to do nothing, and so I’ll give you another chapter three (more or less) days in a row. Remember me having … Continue reading

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