This chapter is a pre-Showtime chapter. It was also recorded before a live studio audience.
Let that sink in. BROTHER. AND SISTER.
I don’t know what the hell Luther has going on under that roof of his, but SHIT
I suppose all towns have violent histories involving bludgeoning people with pipes.
“Pssh, not like he hasn’t tried.”
“Hush, my dear.”
Poor guy really needs to get laid. Geez, the last time that happened, Bella was alive.
I can’t believe I let that happen.
“OM NOM NOM SHRIMP”
Maybe all ghosts pets do is sleep, I’m not really sure yet.
“Yeah. I bet you anything my old suit pants are still in one of these haypiles too.”
“Yeah… our horses are going to have to eat a lot of hay to find them pants.”
“This isn’t even the right hay stack :I”
Just buy a new pair of pants if you are so concerned with them.
“Oh no, Lady! We jus’ gawt cawght skippin’ school again! Quick! Pretend to do homework ‘r somethin’!”
“Yes… but I’m still loyal to her so kthxbai”
For someone who’s gone through as many women as his father, Mack can be a prude.
“I didn’t do this! The horse was in the house when I found him, I swear!”
Yeah yeah. However he got in the house, he has got to go back out.
GAH. YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST HORSE EVER.
I had to move and reset him myself D:|
I know, I can’t think of a better place for her to grow up 😀
“Please excuse me ma’am, me ‘n this gentleman are gonna go have a lil’ chat over heer, ok?”
Well, as brutally as the banshee banisher can slaughter.
I think that’s what you get for trying to ride the horse at 4 in the morning, Ken.
“All you ghosts are the same! All trash! I knew I should have hired an actual person for the job!”
“HEY! I finished the job, I got rid of all the ghosts! I didn’t slave over a hot banisher all night for this kind of treatment, lady!”
And so the ghost-prejudice continues.
“You’ve GAWT to be kiddin’ me.”
Didn’t you have a job you need to be at right now, Sacha?
I realized Bear had absolutely no options in his romantic queue. Actually, he didn’t have a romantic queue at all. Which is quite terrible because, WTF
“Hee hee, your loser brother can’t even flirt now!”
“I know, as if mah lil’ brother’d could even getta’ gurlfrin’ as dorky as he is.”
“This… this isn’t HAPPENIN’! No romantic options! NO!”
“Aw, how sweet, hon’. But I’m married and havin’ a kid with my man, so I’m gonna have to decline-”
“I’m nawt talkin’ about acceptin’ flirts, I’m askin’ you if I even CAN!”
“Oh HI Bear! Oh, I wish you can, but I don’t see any option to in your social options…”
“Wow, you are the whiniest and bitchiest Wispmother I have ever met. If I wasn’t a woman of the law, I’d put you out of your misery.”
“Hee hee, my unca’ Bear is tryina’ git wid ur woman! Does this mean yew might have to move out with me?!”
“Oh… dear, well, no, Bear. As you should remember, I have a wife, and a good marriage and kids and a wife, so I’m going to have to pass. Also, on your way out, don’t try flirting with my wife either, kk”
“SOMEONE HALP MEH”
I’m actually really sad that Bear’s romantic options are gone. But it’s just Bear that has this problem, the other sims can still flirt and everything. I know, I tested them.
“OH GOD NO, not with a gross old simbot, NO! Get away from me, ew!”
“Nevermind me back heer, on mah way to town while wearin’ my graduatshun gown again fur no reason, la la la”
“Oh NO, it’s onna dem sicky lookin’ Sims 1 guys! Please don’t luk at me ‘n stawp talkin’ to me, I don’t want people thinkin’ I know yew…”
“Oh HI Taylor! Golly, fur a second there I thought yew were onna’ dem caveman babies’uh Gracie’s ‘r somethin’.”
“Aw, even thinking I was one of my loser-ass cousins saddens me. Why, I’m so sad, I’m just gonna-”
“Taylor? Taylor, yew ok? …Do yew need me to call an ambulance’r somethin’?”
Well, she never finished learning to drive.
Lady: “I NEVER GAWT TO DO ANYTHING D:<”
“Lady, in case yew can’t read the family tree urself, we are distant cousins…”
“Cool beans :D”
“He thinks he’s good enough to give me cheap flowers, HA! I’ll show HIM what I think about that! Bwa ha ha!”
“And don’t YOU have ur OWN BUSINESS to attend to?!”
“Oh alright alright, I’ll go home and change my pants, geez.”
And then she proceeded to stand there for another four hours XD
“But I just want ice cream daddy!”
“FINE, I’ll let you off. Besides, you have prom in two hours, and how can I say no to your little face :3”
And then CT and Sugar went to prom, no matter how much Dolly bitched and raged about how unfair it was.
But when they got to the prom, CT’s date, Gracie’s pink haired son, turned around and went home.
“Well maybe I can get a good prom photo of us usin’ the Home Ec. dummy…”
They didn’t even get photos D:
“Well of course I did! I have to look good for my prom date, you know! Here he is right now!”
You two make me sad.
“Ain’t no thing, I gotta shiny tiara to make up fur it, of course.”
“Oh my, ur right!”
“Yay! My sister is crazier than I am!”
Sugar: “I love all animals now!” *animal lover*
CT: “But I don’t like relationships!” *commitment issues*
“I don’t understand this school’s system either.”
“Don’t let my sudden change into my weddin’ dress scare yew Mack! I don’t believe in that ole’ superstitshun’ thatta man can’t see his bride befur the weddin’…”
“HONEY?! She’s back in the house again! Can you please bring me your daedric battleaxe PLEASE?!”
Dovahkiin from kitchen: “I broke it trying to kill that crying male Wispmother the other day, just use the orcish bow in the closet!”
“Is that kid fo’ real?”
Actually I think that kid is stuck there. If I remember correctly, he was there last week too in that corner…
That’s it for now. Who will Dolly end up with? Who will any of the Spare girls end up with, if they do end up with someone? Will Bear get any hope for a love life?
I think Hannah is still dating Thor too, which concerns me.
“FLIRT OPTION? ANYTHING???”
Bear, don’t flirt with pantsless Luther. He’s looks desperate, but you aren’t.