“Gurl, if he can bend like that, he can be whatever he wants to be ;)”
Back in Starlight Shores, the boys slowly claw their way up the ranks in their jobs, some quicker than others. Facebook seems to be dominating his competition, with two more promotions over his brother and uncle at one point.
“Fine, but if you end up zapping me to another deminsion and leaving me there, I’ll kick your butt.”
“You can’t, you’ll be in another deminsion.”
“Of course! I built this box with my own two hands out of the old rotten house paneling. You are completely safe! Look at my face, you think I’d lie to you?”
“Hehe, Monty. My brother is going to die.”
“Both Monty and I are guys”
“-Today I will show you the Box of Destiny! In this magical portal lies untold and unbelievable powers, that only I have mastered! Behold, as I stab at my nephew with real swords and hopefully not kill him!”
“Oh CRAP! Youtube, I’m sorry! Are you ok?!”
“HAHA! There goes Youtube’s career, Monty XD”
“SHUT UP FACEBOOK”
“Do NOT do this act next week Uncle, I’m SERIOUS.”
Actually, I enjoyed that girl’s outfit. WTF is that?!
“And behold! I was standing in a table ALL ALONG”
Maybe he should try to incorporate that into his shows or something.
“That and this fat guy’s armpit smells like a dead sea turtle. Of all the tables I chose to stand in, I had to pick the one next to this guy.”
“I should have kept that duck and beat you with it >:\”
Strangely enough, I think he won the SimFest thing.
Please pay attention to what you are actually doing, Facebook.
I don’t think so either.
“Well if you think that was good, check out my new trick!”
“What?! NO! SEND THAT BACK, AZAZEL! That kind of power is too dangerous!!”
Be nice Firenze. Youtube is the only one that feeds you.
“I knew he was overcompensating on that stage for something, amirite?! Hee hee!”
“Discreet as in not there, amirite AMIRITE LOL”
“Good one bro!”
“You people suck.”
“I’M JUST SO MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW! WEEE!”
“Mmhmm, sir. If you say so.”
Major book nerd going on.
“Please. I’m a professional. I’m trained in this sort of fire handling, so I got this under control!”
I don’t know who to call first, a fireman or an ambulance.
You should be ashamed of yourself, Youtube.
“WE JUST CAME OUT FOR THE PRETTY LIGHTS!! WOOOOOOO!”
“Boys, this isn’t a photoshoot, this is pool.”
“But we look so good standing like this, don’t you agree?!”
“I have no idea… he’s taking his posing stick and poking balls with it on that funny table… give me a second and I’ll come up with a sexual joke about this if you let me…”
“I couldn’t agree more, brother!”
“I disown you both.”
“Da da da da! Someone thinks you are special and loves you for who you are~”
“Well of course they do, dahling. Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?”
“Uh… Joan Rivers?”
Talk about face lifts.
“You ride it like a girl, Youtube!”
“Don’t hate cuz’ you ain’t! Wee!”
“Just get off, and watch a master have at it, Youtube!”
“Oh trust me, I think I got this down! I tried this once earlier this week, and I swear what happened last time won’t happen this time!”
“No no NO! Not again! Why does this keep happening to me Kyle, I TOLD you to stop me from doing this again!”
“WELL MAYBE IF YOU’D LOSE SOME WEIGHT I WOULDN’T HAVE STABBED YOU, DAMN”
Azazel just doesn’t know how to make friends.
“I don’t know… trying to do a magic trick like Uncle Azy??”
“Well stop squirming so I can try to find Azazel’s magic props and I’ll just go on about my business then, damn”
……..You know what we haven’t seen in a while? Monty. Let’s go look at that instead, ok?
“So yeah Monty, Youtube is now convicted of bestiality charges and the whole town looks down on us now because of it, but you know if he’s going to ruin his own career, he better not bring down mine because of this.”
These two just don’t need pets.
Come on, Youtube’s not THAT bad, the charges for the horse incident were purely a misunderstanding… I hope…
Youtube. Please. Stop being weird tonight already.
“Oh damn, these look good! I think I’m going to put this on the wall when I get home.”
Or put it back in the printer
Well, not in that third photo. It just looks so wrong from every angle I look at it. And it doesn’t help that Azazel is winking at us…
“I don’t even have thumbs you moron!”
He’s just going to have to cut this trick from his act.
But you won’t keep it, will you.
“Nope, making it re-vanish is just half the magic.”
“Well, I do like your silent little shows, but music is good. Sure, I’ll take one!”
“NO! Who do you think you are, pretty boy?! Approaching my wife like that, you prick?! Selling her a CD, and what you want next, her to run away with a little pop star like you and leave me?! Why don’t you go back to your horse, you pervert freak!”
“I was just doing a magic trick, people :(”
These sims sure do love their bull riding…
“Yes, that’s right, DANCE for me you blundering buffoon.”
“At least I’m getting paid for it.”
Later, while Youtube was playing pool with Matia’s wife, (because you see, Youtube DID learn what the hell the game was about) Matia’s comes upstairs to yell at his wife for whatever reason. Probably because she still sleeps with a teddy bear at night, I don’t know.
“IT’S A MAJOR COCKBLOCK, PRISCILLA. GET RID OF THE DAMN THING”
“But I love Mr. Stuffing D:”
“Haha, no. I don’t think so woman.”
And he’s a prick.
JEEZ Youtube, back off the guy a little D:
“Yay! People love me!”
I think he calls in for sing-a-grams himself.
“Daw, it’s a wittle bunny rabbit! I love it! I will name him Mr. Stuffing, and he will be my wittle bed buddy :3”
And that’s the end of this chapter. ONE MORE CHAPTER of this and I will go back to the Secksies.