Stuff And More Stuff

D: I didn’t really have a title for this chapter.  I’m getting slack on titles anyway.

“Why?!  Why’s it always gotta come into MY room befur mah bedtime?  ‘N why’d it have to bring THAT?!”

“Glad to meet yew lil’ gurl.  Mah name’s Tallahassee.”

“Git them outta mah room!”

Mt. Dew has all the worst luck in the world when it comes to the ghosts. Poor child.  I’d say when she gets older that she’s going to snap and go on a murderous rampage, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t want to create more ghosts.

“But we is cute!  Wuk at me tryin’ to choke mahself on mah dollie’s head ball!”

Tallahassee: *reveals demonic black hole for a neck that imaginary friends are infamous for*

“Pat, I don’t understan’ ur mama!  I try to be all sweet wid her, ‘n she doesn’t want anythin’ to do wid’ the ring!  Wut did I do wrong?!”

“Well, fur starters, it might have something to do wid yew cheatin’ on her ‘n havin’ ‘nother baby wid’ ‘nother woman.  I donno, might jus’ be me thinkin’ that out loud.”

“So lemme guess, I should be more like yew ‘n ur wife huh?  Faithful to no end?”

“Um, YEAH, duh.”

“Well, I’m gonna git ur mama yet!  Gonna put on my perv face ‘n try ‘gain!”

“I sense that I shouldn’ta come into the kitchen right now.”

“Son?  Wut’re yew doin’, ur lettin’ her get away!  Hey, now, watch where yew put that hand, boy!”

“I ain’t touchin’ ur junk, papa, but yew ain’t touchin my mama!”

“Do yew want me to beat yew, cuz’ I’ll still tear yo ass up!”

And Deborah made a clean escape and went to eat with her grandchildren.  Dale still can’t catch a break.

“Ok guys, I’m gettin’ REAL sick of this kid in this hawse!  Someone better do somethin’ bout him before I do!”

“Oh sissy, yew won’t do anything to me, yew wuv everything ’bout me, even my deathly ghost baby stink!”

“Pfft, wutever, yew stupid brat.”

*Four hours later, I’m not kidding*

“OMG!  My brother is a GHOST!”

Really?

Soon after she fainted, all the adults left her on the floor to go on a vacation, leaving her alone with Tater and all the ghosts.

Tired of Mt. Dew’s pitiful reactions to everything in the house, I sent her out with her brother to make friends.  She was so anxious to get away from all the ghosts that she ran out in her PJs.

“Haha, that girl be trippin!”

“Be nice now, Styx.  It’s not everyday that my son Mack gets to meet other children.  With him being so alone after I lost his brother a long time ago.”

._.

“An’ when I opened my lil’ brother’s diaper…”

I’m quite sure when you ment ‘ghost story’ that you weren’t going to speak from experience, Tater.

“Well it’s a true story and that makes it all the more frightenin’!”

“You got a good point, remind me to never ever come to your house.”

“…STOP looking up my skirt, boy.”

“But… SKIRT!”

Mt. Dew wanted to find a rock, so I sent her and her brother into the woods, and before I realized it, Tater let his sister run into the woods by herself because he was too busy rolling wants for the simself girls.

So little, tiny, coward Mt. Dew is now in the woods.  Alone.

“I’D RATHER BE YELLIN’ AT BEAR RIGHT NOW”

Poor thing.

“I found a rock, let’s go home now!”

Holy crap, I didn’t know this was behind the army base.

“Well yeah.  Mama says it’s a gov’ment conspiracy, cuz they coverin’ up the aliens bein’ heer.  But mama says that the aliens will return one day soon, and bring back the “sweet sweet probes” wutever those are.”

I’m sure she did say that.

“Hey Luanne, ain’t that ur husband’s affair baby wid the Bella gurl?”

“Shuddup mama. ‘R I’ll punch yew in the jaw!”

“Now that dem ghosts are reset, are yew gonna cook supper ‘r somethin’ now?”

“Wut, no!  The adults in the house are gone!  I’m gonna PARTY!”

“Yew can’t host no party!  Yew can’t even hold ur own phone right!”

“… Damn, ur right… can ya go into the kitchen, git the landline phone and call an ambuhlance?  This hurts.”

Tater got 17 stitches and invited the only known teen in town, Luther.  Trust me, I looked all over town for other teens.  He’s the only one.

“I can’t believe someone liked me enough to invite me to their house!  I feel like I have friends!”

Bloaty: “Dang, and I thought I was the lonesome one.”

Actually, two people were at the party, but this kid was already here “babysitting” Bear, and by babysitting, I mean he sat in the dining room all day while the other two were gone, making mixed drinks and getting as hammered as possible.

“Well, ish *hic* not like if somethins happens to *hic* the kid, he’s gonna die ‘r som*hic*thing.”

He might have a point.

“Mmm, Dat ass.”

<_<

BTW, this is the party.  Welcome to Tater’s shindig.

“WOOO!  Best party ever!!!!1!”

“OMG shut up Luther, no one at school likes you.”

“You shut up Edwardo, you’re nothing but a bully!”

“And you’re nothing but a loser.”

“I said SHUT UP” *POW*

“MY JAW!”

Violence with a smile 😀

“Um, shouldn’t you, uh, use the door correctly or something?”

“Hey, UR the one that decided to face the bushes.  And cuz’ this is ur fault… can ya call the paramedics out heer one more time fur me?”

“Heheh, nerd.  He’s never gonna go know wut hit him!”

“BUT HARK!  TEH DRAGON BE SLAINITH AND THE PEOPLE OF CASTLE SIMTON BE GRACIOUS!”

Unseen Mt. Dew: “YO LUTHER DUDE!  SHUT UP OVUR THERE I’M TALKIN’ TO MACK ON THE PHONE!  Jeez.”

Bloaty: “…I feel like I’ve been standing in the same spot for hours, stared at by a dead albino deer.”

“What the hell dude?!  I know it was you that did that!  Why would you embarass me at your party like this?! (namely the only other person there wouldn’t have given a shit, but still)”

“Cuz’ ur a nerd, ‘n nerd’s ‘r funneh!”

“Well, you’re a fuckface, because you’re a fuckface!”

“Whoa whoa whoa!  Wut’s wid all the mean spiritness all’a sudden?!”

“Well what, you friendly?!  I guess I’m not the nerd you thought I was!”

“An’ heer I was thinkin’ the opposite way ’round!  Hope yew get used to nawt bein’ invited to mah parties anymore!”

“OMG YOU TWO GET A ROOM”

“SHUT UP EDWARDO YEW WEREN’T EVEN INVITED TO STAY”

Dale?  What are you and the other adults doing controllable now and what are you doing home all of a sudden?!

“We couldn’t resist the urge to fuck wid’ Tater’s party.  ‘Sides, we gave yew a frickin’ nota’facation, yew really need to pay more ‘ttention to those!”

I can’t help if all my notifications get all mixed up in ‘I SAW BEAR’S GHOST’ memory messages DX<

Hurry Tater, maybe if you get rid of them quick enough, they’ll run by Dale and he won’t see them!

“Don’t worry, I already yelled at Luth’r, ‘n he went home cryin to… well nawt his mama ‘r papa cuz they both de’d.”

“MY LEG”

“LEAVE IT LUTH’R I AIN’T CALLIN’ THE PARAMEDICS OUT HEER THREE TIMES TONIGHT”

“WUT IS WRONG WID’ YEW, LETTIN’ UR BIG BROTHER THROW A PARTY WITHOUT ME, YEW SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF URSELF!”

“Wut?!”

“OH MAH GAWD WHUR’S MAH BELT, YOU GIT IN TIME OUT YOUNG LADY”

Actually she’s getting in trouble for making a D in school, but I found it strange that that was Dale’s first concern as soon as he came home ._.

“‘N I bet yew messed wid the fireplace at some point too, didn’t yew?!”

“I hate yew Gramma.”

Oh yeah, Bear grew up during the party by the way.

“I can’t believe yew furgot my-”

Yeah yeah, birthday, watch me care.

“I APPROVE OF MY SON!”

“Bear, who is this crazy bitch?”

“I don’t really know, Tallahassee ._.”

The next afternoon, everything went back to normal, including Mt. Dew’s almost daily visit to the corner.

“Well I’d make a bettur grade in my school if I didn’t have’ta be reset everytime I need to do homework, but nooo, Gramma Deb’ruh can’t understand that.”

“Ok, mah hour is up, I’m gonna go do homework now-”

“A D IN SCHOOL, MT. DEW?!  HOW COULD YOU GET A D IN SCHOOL?!”

“Um, because YALL KEEP YELLIN’ AT ME ‘BOUT IT ‘N WON’T LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK?!”

“A D IS NOT ACCEPTABLE, YOU GET BACK IN THAT CORNER AND YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR GRADE.”

“Yall jus’ want me to be miserable all the time!”

“Heheh, yeah…”

Ok, this constant scolding shit has got to go.

“We really taught my daughter a lesson, didn’t we Deborah?”

“HAHA, dis slut thinks she can sit at the same table as me, wut a dumb bitch.”

“HEY if you think I’m a slut, look at this article I found in the paper!”

…Ok, this is NOT how I wanted to find out about my simself being with my simself D8

Deborah: “I don’t understand how yew think this is slutty, Bella, those two are FAITHFUL to each other!”

“Ew, my best friend from all time is a ghost! :(”

Bear offshot crying: “WHY YALL GOTTA BE MEAN TO ME ALL THE TIME”

Nascar, what are you doing eating people food?  What happened to the 578 pieces of scrap that you had stored up?

“Oh, that’s all gone.  It all went away since the last save, like the first dodge charger.  I donated it to less fortunate simbots.  Dispite the fact that I’m the only simbot.  But still, it’s donated.”

Sigh.

“Why’s mah brother ‘n sister sleepin’ outside of the school while prom’s goin’ on?  Don’t they know that this is embarassin’ me?!”

Well, if Mt. Dew goes home, all she’s going to do is stand in a corner for three hours.  At least let her have the energy to do so.  Bear, ok, he doesn’t really have an excuse.

Whoa, wait, since when was LUTHER even an option?!  Those two didn’t even really like each other!

“Wut can I say, when I git angry, I git horny.”

Nooo, more like you get horny, and Luther is your only option.

Edwardo from the spiked punch bowl table: “But *hic* wua bout meee :(”

Well, if you didn’t fall on your face in the first place, you wouldn’t have gotten a funny look!

“But I’mma great dancer!  Hince the second fight.  Haters ‘r jus’ gonna hate.”

I think Tater is just too wound up on hormones.

“I jus’ saw the ghost of Bear Secksie.  I will furever remember this moment in my memories!  Now, if yall excuse me, I’m gonna go spend three hours findin’ a nice wide spot to faint in.”

“Those yall’s kids, Bella?  Strange, I can’t recognize the blue one as my nephew…”

“Can’t hear you, reading a broken book, lalalalalalala.”

(this photo looks strangely photoshoped.  I blame the water.)

“Hey Deb’ruh.  I’m glad yew finally got sum time to meet me heer.”

“Wut’s this ’bout Dale?  Cuz, if ur askin’ me to marry yew ‘gain…”

“No!  Please Deb’ruh, accept this this time!  I’m beggin’ yew!”

“Dale… I’ve already told yew, ur jus’ settin’ ur own self up fur some surious heartbreak.”

“Deb’ruh, ur bein’ rediculous!  I know ur 88 ‘n prolly think yew could die any day now!  But I know yew won’t!  I love yew too much fur yew to go now wid’out yew knowin’ how much I really care!  Please!”

“Oh Dale.  Ur so cute.  But I know yew already love me, ‘n that’s ’nuff fur me.  Now, stop tryin’ to hurt urself ‘n go home ‘n go play in the barn like yew always do ‘r wutever yew do in there.”

“Oh, the dreaded friendly-forehead kiss.  Jus’ kick me in the nuts ‘n git ovur wid’.”

“Oh Dale.”

While Dale and Deborah were busy failing to get it on, the repo man paid a visit.  I know I paid the bills, but I think I know why the repo man comes sometimes anyway.  I think if I pay the bills, and then turn the game off before the mailman comes the next day, it doesn’t count.  Because this is pretty frequent.  Any other ideas though?

Anyway

LAY A HAND ON THE CHARGER AND I’LL MUTILATE YOU

“I won’t touch your precious car.  Besides, I’ve dislocated my arm getting this gun out.”

“I am, however, taking the motorcycle that’s been in your family for a long-ass time!”

YOU BITCH

What, going to take Bella too?! (because then, by all means…)

“No, I just came over to laugh at this slut!  Ha ha,  what a dumb hoe.”

She lied, she took their toilet too.

“Pat, do something about this bitch inside of me! D:<”

“All I wanted to do was take a shower :(”

“‘Kay, it sucks ‘n all bout the motorcycle, but we kinna’ gotta error code 12 problem comin’ on ‘gain.”

NOOOOOOOOO WHHHHYYYYY

D: So much for your prom boyfriend, Tater.

“>8I”

Don’t look at me like that.  You’ll get to go to prom again next chapter.

About missmiserie

I make sims legacies and update them once every other blood moon :)
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28 Responses to Stuff And More Stuff

  1. Lol! You married your male self! Maybe it’s cuz they have so many trait compatibilites?

    Tater should quit perving on me xD lol!

    Not the Harley Beast!! DD:

    What’s error code 12?

    Poor MD! I agree! Maybe there’ll be a mod to fix this or something.

    • missmiserie says:

      I know, but out of any other sim in town, they had to find each other ._.

      Error Code 12 is basically a failure in saving the town you are playing. REAL annoying, I get it a lot if I play for too long without a save (go figure) or if I save more than twice per play (that I don’t know why it does)

  2. uggles says:

    Tater likes guys?! Well that was random!
    Your simself married your simself? Is that even legal? 0_0
    I can’t believe the repo-lady took the Beast after it being in the family forever! This makes me mad!
    Poor Mack and his long-lost twin brother – maybe he’s with Lee Ferne now >.>

    • missmiserie says:

      I know, and here I was nit-picking him a future wife and everything!
      I guess my simself thinks my simself is hot D8
      After error code 12, I think I got the motorcycle back 😀 maybe the repo lady won’t come back?
      Maybe one day I can figure out how to get them back D;

  3. madlyeely says:

    I LOVE BEAR. He must become a Jared-like uncle, known as Papa Bear.
    Damn, these is one exceptionally useless generation (must be Bella genes)! I’m really starting to like them a lot.
    Oh and for error code 12, try saving your lot/family to bin before exiting. I can’t remember if it worked for me or not, but there’s no harm in trying.

    Um, *feels noobish* http://eely01.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/dark-lords-debut/#comments
    Would you mind?

    • madlyeely says:

      THIS IS KLAX ON MY OTHER ACCOUNT, BTW. WORDPRESS SUSPENDED THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE THEY SUCK. >:

    • missmiserie says:

      I’ve already gone ahead and peaked at older Bear in CAS. Let’s just say I’m not dissappointed 8D
      As for Error code 12, I really can’t do the save out in edit town mode/family to bin thing. If my game get’s error code 12 and then tries to load another mode, it crashes, everytime without fail. All I can do is let it have it’s way and hope that it leaves soon ;_;

      And I didn’t mind at all 😀

  4. skehrer says:

    You married yourself! That is just too funny!
    No teenagers! Does your game hate progress!?!
    I think Tater was just desperate for companionship. At least it was a male sim and not Bloaty.
    What gender is Tallahassee?
    I say the Repowoman gets a watery grave for taking The Beast! And the toilet, don’t forget the toilet.
    Error Code 12s suck! Good luck with that I hope you get it resolved!

    • missmiserie says:

      I’m going to try Twallan’s mod or awesomemod again and see if now that I got generations, maybe it will work and I can have more TEENAGERS D: (afterall, Generations fixed some of my CC problems, right?)
      Eh, people tend to get horny around prom. And this is true, rather it be another person than the poor pig.
      As for Tallahassee… Oh, I don’t remember right now O_O I think he’s male?
      Error Code 12 tends to come and go. Once my computer is off it’s period, I think I might be fine ._.

  5. Dude! I never noticed the giant rock thing either! It’s sexy! I want one…I need one. Where can I find one? Like seriously, you don’t know how badly I want one. Then again, I don’t know how badly I want one. Huh. This always happens…
    Eww Error Code 12 😛 Sucks much. I hope you get ti resolved! Best of luck!
    OH and your simselves? That was too hilarious for words.

    • missmiserie says:

      The giant rock is already it in the game 😛 I found it pretty much by scrolling around town, not really looking for anything. It’s behind the army base down a valley trail. I think there’s one on both sides.

  6. madlyeely says:

    http://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=4468473

    I put my simself on your game’s sacrificial alter. 😀

  7. Hershey says:

    That picture with Deborah and dale by the water looks totally photoshopped. The pixels look all bleh. XD You sure you didn’t photoshop that one? Cooome on…

  8. Malin says:

    Is it wrong that I interpreted the repo lady’s pose with the gun as very… sexual? xD

    I guess the prom mechanics is, “Don’t have a date, loser? Well, then we’ll just pair you up with some random sim!”. You can’t even go as BFFs without it turning to the romantic. I mean what’s up with that?

    I should make myself a simself. They seem to always get into all kinds of wacky adventures… Oh, and good luck with those cursed errors. 😛

  9. Neecolaa says:

    Why are memory notifications always over something stupid?? I’m sorry, but I DON’T actually remember the first time I ate at a diner or went to the park…

    As for the marrying yourself, I just found out today that one of my sims is in a relationship with AN OLDER VERSION OF HERSELF. I didn’t even PUT another copy of her there, so I have no idea how that happened…

    • missmiserie says:

      My first memory of eating at a fancy restaurant ended in my parent’s divorce, but that isn’t the point of the subject really <_< Poi Boi found me a mod on the internets that fixed the massive amount of memories, it worked wonders 😀

  10. Gargantua says:

    Congrats Sabrina, on finding your true soulmate…yourself! ROFLMAO!! The giant rock is made of awesome, though it kinda sucks that EA gives us all this hints of aliens, but didn’t actually give us aliens in the game. Boo!

    I’m with Skehrer! At least Tater decided he likes males. I really would have been worried if he had grown unusually attached to Bloaty.

    Hey Neecolaa – I agree with you that Eaxis screwed up the memory notification thing. It was a good idea, but they went overboard with it. We should have been getting memories for the major events in a sims life, not every time they do something new! Which is why I just disabled the whole thing.

    I’m still sad that Deborah keeps turning Dale down. Maybe he just hasn’t proved himself sufficiently yet?

    • missmiserie says:

      I don’t know, with all those thought and speech bubbles involving unicorns and now we are getting unicorns, all this hinting around with EA might mean aliens might come back eventually. Even if it’s in the last EP, I’m sure it could be worth a wait 😀

      Dale cheated and had a baby with another woman. I don’t blame Deborah if she never saw him as proving himself, but I don’t think that is the case anymore <_<

  11. StyxLady says:

    Poor Mt. Dew and her cowardice. XD But it sure is amusing…Apparently my simself thinks so too. Tater and Luther, so much win! Didn’t see that coming. I read this while on my camping trip, sorry my comment is late and lame. ><

  12. Susan says:

    LOL! I checked out your legacy and got to Gen 2, then skipped forward to here, and I laughed my ass off about the memory spam of seeing a ghost.

    In my legacy, my heir married the ghost of Cycl0n3 Sw0rd (such an awesome name) made playable at the Science Center, and they make a ghost baby. So she goes to the hospital and has the baby, and the three of them are waiting outside the hospital for the cab, and I get this:

    Zahra has seen the ghost of Cycl0n3 Sword!
    Zahra has seen the ghost of Charles Sample!
    Cycl0n3 has seen the ghost of Charles Sample!
    Charles has see the ghost of Cycl0n3 Sw0rd!

    ARGH! Didn’t you guys already work this part out when you were *making* the baby? And is there any particular reason that seeing a ghost when you ARE a ghost would be terribly interesting??

    And I went immediately to find a mod to stop the goddamn memories….

  13. SimBlip says:

    Yay! Bear… my new favourite. Going into totem names now? I think any native americans reading this blog may like it too. 🙂

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