Yeah right, a five-fingered discount, maybe.
“Today is the day! I can feel it, I have my eye on this one chick and I think she’s going to say yes!”
Overexcited Lee is overexcited. Of course, before he ran on over to the girl’s house, he made one stop at the shower.
Poor little buddy, neon yellow is defiantly not your color D:
“OMG EW NO”
LOL I knew it was a cruddy idea to make Miss Popular Bella snub everyone that wasn’t Mortimer. But I enjoyed it XD
“WHAT IS THIS, I DON’T EVEN”
Holy hell Bella, banned4lyfe much?!
“And since we don’t have the pets expansion yet, let’s just say it’s not doggie poo.”
And yes, that’s Sinbad in his little daycare outfit. And yes, he does abandon the children to be home with a paid babysitter instead of actually watching them himself. Easiest job ever.
“Oh shucks dad…”
“OH MY GOD SHIT SHIT SHIT, OH GOD IT’S REALLY SHIT”
“I’m just not what I used to be! I was so muscular and handsome! Now I’m old and, well OLD! My kids are teens for Christ’s sake!”
Oh my God, you drama queen, you look the same and just fine to me, now go watch some babies D:<
“I don’t understand why throwing eggs at this wall doesn’t make the wall all dirty :(”
“Oh damn, please don’t tell me I’m the only one who dressed up…”
It would seem so, Lee…
“OH EM GEE, hi Lee! Remember me?! It’s me, VJ, we trashed all those houses together last night, remember?!”
Lee: *ignores out of embarrassment again*
“W-WHAT? What the crap are you thinking mom?! You don’t really, think YOU’RE coming with me to prom, do you?!”
“I don’t want to be seen with my MOM at my PROM!”
“There is NOTHING WRONG with you taking your MOM TO PROM DAMMIT NOW LET’S GO HAVE FUN”
“DAMMIT LUCY GET IN THE TAXI AND STOP HUMILIATING OUR SON”
Poor little guy, I guess Bella is still being a pretty big bitch.
Still, he did get the crown after all. Makes up for being duped for a dance, I’m sure.
Still, Lee seemed to have a pretty good time at his little prom.
“That will teach you to ignore me when I ask you to read me a bedtime story, you ass!”
“Dad, what the hell is wrong with Azazel?”
“I don’t know, but read him a damn story already so I can start Happy Hour.”
“I’m in pain because you are STARVING ME!”
Jeez Sinbad, you aren’t that bad, get over it!
“I don’t understand what the problem is, Bella! One minute you are hanging all over my junk, and the next you are too good for me! What about prom, huh?! I thought we ment something to each other last night!”
“Look, I got caught up in the moment, but now that you are no longer a prom king, you are just a lowly loser like VJ or the Bunches or something! Get a life, and stop calling me your girlfriend before I get Mortimer to kick your ass or something!”
Well, Red Rider has nothing on you, now does she Bella?!
Yeah, you go get that Lee!
“Eck, be proud all you want, I feel so filthy…”
Why, can’t be any worse than Bitchy Bella, can it?
Not just one, but TWO guys, Lee? Your father will be proud *snicker*
“Yeah, let’s not tell my father, ok, guys?”
Mortimer: “Can we not tell Bella? I think it will just break her heart!”
VJ: “PFFT, you kidding? I’m telling EVERYONE”
Ok, so he was really telling a ghost story, but if you really saw this outside your bedroom window, wouldn’t you get scared too?
Jeez, go home, Lee.
“That wasn’t the point of the story!”
“Well it would make the story make SO much more sense if it was!”
Meanwhile, Sinbad was supposed to watch the Ursine kid overtime, and hung out with Lee instead. I really wouldn’t trust him with my kids.
Oh man, I’m sorry Azazel D: we still love you too, you know!
Aww, I can’t resist his little cute worry face. And it doesn’t help that he looks a little like Reaver from Fable III.
“Zzzzz… I’M NUMBER ONEzzzz…”
“UGH, why do I have to walk like the cripple back here, I’m SO SLOW now, this isn’t cool at all!”
“That’s because you ain’t putting no swag in your step, mah dahling! Gotta re-PRESENT”
“FUCK YOU SINBAD”
“I can say the same about you, you grumpy old bitch, I wish I never helped you concive Lee in the first place”
Ah, angry mean old couples. They make such a fuss, but you know that deep inside they love each other :3
And not two minutes after it happened, all the adults went on a free vacation, leaving Azazel alone with himself.
And of COURSE of all people to convince him to have a party, it would be Bella. Because she’s a ho like that.
However, Azazel has stupid friends and acquaintances, so his party was probably the tamest teen party in the history of teen parties <_< aside from the fact that Darlene tried desperately to catch fire over there.
“Just checking out all the… fine… things going on at this party! You got a nifty little thing going on in here! You wouldn’t mind if you… took your shirt off, would you?”
Darlene’s leg: “OMG FIRE MORE FUN THAN PARTY”
Bella: “PELVIC THRUST YEAH BABY”
Arlo: “Oh WOW, this is the most I’m EVER going to get out of a female woman! :D”
Darlene: “THE BURNS, THEY HURT SO GOOD”
The next day, Azazel threw another party just because TEEN FREEDOM WOOO
But it came to a close almost instantly when the message came up that the adults were coming home early.
“OK my dad just called, you all got to get the fuck out now! Hurry, I don’t need to be in trouble!”
“Look Bella. I’m happy we just got done dancing with each other, but how can you think of sex when my parents are coming and will kill all of us NOW OUT”
It was about the time that the adults came back through the door when my game crashed, because it does that after about 3-4 hours of straight gameplay (I guess it’s my computer trying to tell me to get a life)
But I had to start pretty much at the beginning of Azazel’s teen years, aged Lee and Sinbad and Lucy all back up, and since Lee didn’t get a proper graduation last time, I took the time to check that out as well.
“Why are you so concerned with my hat when clearly the park has been destroyed and sunken into a huge ass hole in an underground sky?!”
Well, I guess that’s true too…
“Maybe I shouldn’t be here right now, I should be in school so I don’t turn out to be such an ass like my big brother.”
Oh shut it, Miraj you little goody toe-shoes.
“YES! Take THAT, you little piece of paper I sent 12 years on! I PWN you so HARD now!”
“Ugh, that graduation was so boring, it made me sleepy *sleeps on Lee*”
Azazel: “My family are le stupid”
“DAD. This is present SUCKS.”
“See Sinbad?! I told you your present idea sucks! Now you’ve gone and upset our boy! I told you to go ahead and buy the damn motorcycle but NOOOO, you wanted to save money, you old cooger!”
“Shut up woman, my present is sentimental!”
Azazel: “I’M BEING IGNORED AGAIN”
And finally, Lee had wanted to do couple stuff with VJ since they face-orgied with Mortimer at the theater, so I went ahead and gave him his wish. After all, he deserved a relationship after spending his life testing the EP for me.
“Oh VJ, your new little hobo look is so cute! I just feel like a pedophile like this though…”
“Oh that’s just because you are standing on a hill, Lee, you goofball.”
“Ok, so now here’s Lee with that Vajayjay boy again. I think they are bumping uglies these days, I don’t know. SMILE FOR THE CAMERA BOYS. I got to show something to my grandkids, you know, when Azazel finds a woman”
“DAMMIT DAD GO AWAY”
“Hmmm… how give him a little kiss Lee, yeah, that’s hot…”
Some other things I liked about Generations was the upgraded SP. While going through the daycare career, it seemed that I was almost guaranteed townie children, which even if only for the new career, it’s FRICKING awesome, and a great sign. Also the customizable age sliders. Those will make my life SOOO much easier.
Also, even with no Late Night, I still get boobie sliders and muscle sliders! Yeah! And even BETTER, most sims that I have downloaded from other people or the exchange, are WORKING. SOOO HAPPY! This was totally worth the return of some of the lag and slowness in the texture rendering. It really was.
So next time, we will go back to the Secksie house, and see how they handle Generations.
So until then, here’s Azazel with a drunk taxi driver.
“I knew I should have walked instead.”