Time for the second part of Sinbad and Lucy’s little journey into discovering what they can do with the new EP Generations. Last time, Sinbad had a cool little bachelor party, they had the wedding at the beach, and now we come back to Sinbad showing us a new way to put out a fire, by furiously kicking it out.
“Ok, but you got to let go of me, I can’t save you if you cling to me and set me on fire too!”
“Sir? Please, don’t stand under me, and let go of my coat so that I can do my job!”
“OH MAH GAWD THIS IS MESSING UP MY HAPPY CHILDHOOD”
“WHAT did that military school do to my son?!”
“Wow, he looks nothing like the emo brady bunch guy from five seconds earlier!”
Um, flirty from where you were slurping all over Hank’s face in the waiting room?
“Wow, I’m really hairy now. Hairy like monkey man. I don’t know what
Agnes Yumi Pauline is going to think of all this.”
“I’ll tell you what I do think, sir. I find NO joy in this job.”
It true, two days in and Lucy kept wanting to either quit or skip. So I let her have her way.
Meanwhile, Lee was having a cute little slumber party at home. He invited some neighborhood boys and they stayed in the living room, under the cozy fire, before swapping stories about girls and falling asleep.
Lee not so much.
I wonder if he remembers that he HAS a bedroom he could have just gone to.
“All these teen hormones running through me have me very depressed and lacking any want for connection outside of my inbox on my phone and mainscreen on my Xbox…”
Lee post-Generation makeover.
His new trait is rebellious, which sounds like it’s going to be a LOT of fun.
“I KNOW what I’m doing, MOM. Stop worrying about me and leave me alone, I got this shit!”
“BUT, what if you catch fire and die, then I wouldn’t know what I would do with myself, son!”
Oh Lucy, Lee won’t catch fire with the potion table! …Right?
*installs emergency shower just in case*
“Fuck off, this hurts.”
“Ok son, now the first thing you should know about driving a car is that while you are driving in your mother’s new car, DO NOT damage this thing. Because I WILL tell her I had nothing to do with this and that you stole it.”
“Why can’t I just learn in your car then?”
“You think you are going to go around driving MY new car, you’re out of your damn mind, boy!”
Watching Lee learn to drive was more fun than it looks in the pictures, I promise.
Molly, Sinbad, Lee, and River were all hospitalized that night and they say it was the worst car accident in the history of Sunset, even worse than the accident that involved a fisherman running over an abandoned hispanic child a few years ago just a couple of towns over.
Sinbad started the new daycare career
Well who do you think I was going to let open a daycare?! Lucy hates kids!
“Oh sure sure, just don’t fling me off.”
I’m quite sure, if I recall, but I don’t think the babysitter is supposed to be doing that… but that’s just me.
“Oh, she’s pregnant? I just thought that she needed to workout or something.”
“I HEARD THAT…”
I find it so like Lucy to run around in the old maternity wear dispite the fact that she had a new pregnancy shirt. Sometimes I forget she’s insane.
“Well the doctor’s told me to build strength back up in my arm after they sewed it back on, I figured this was the best way to do that! *crushes eggs in fist* oh dammit, and I was going to throw those at the Clavells later!”
“YOU. ARE. IN. SO MUCH TROUBLE.”
“YOU CRASHED MY CAR?!”
“Whoa mom, I didn’t think that’s what I was going to get in trouble for…”
“OH, first you egg the McIrish woman’s house, THEN you break all the textures in the house, and NOW I find that you buried the remains of my car in the sandbox in the backyard LIKE I WASN’T GOING TO FIND OUT! You are GROUNDED for TWO DAYS, Lee! I KNEW I should have left you on that bench when you were a baby!”
First time I’ve seen someone get grounded. Poor Lee.
“And with that, SOMEONE’s sleeping on the couch for two days as well D:<”
Is it just me or did the stink clouds get an upgrade with the new EP as well?
I guess if he still was grounded, Lee wouldn’t have minded being grounded in a room with awesome stuff like this!
“Isn’t that that River girl? I thought I killed her.”
“Lol I don’t work here nor do I have kids”
“Yeah, because that’s very manly…”
“Entertained Bebe is entertained!”
“OH GOD A CRYING BABY, I’M NOT READY FOR THIS KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY”
Just get back to your job, stupid Jared-wannabe.
Actually, Lucy went into labor and had Azazel, named after the best character in the X-Men First Class movie I was invited to go see the other day. I mean, Magneto was pretty neat too, and his actor also did Logan’s voice in Fable III, but Azazel was kickass.
After his birth, Lucy took Azazel to the park to show off to the other townies that her two hour old baby is intelligent enough to sit up in a stroller and actually give me a reason to like sims 3 babies again.
Azazel: “COME AT ME BRO”
Why is this family so unlucky with cars?!
“I’M NOT MUSLIM SIR”
“What’s his name? Vajayjay? I don’t know, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA VAJAYJAY”
“Lee do something with your dad and his camera before I SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS”
Lee: *ignores his dad out of embarrassment*
“NUH UH, don’t start crying while mommy’s reading to you! Shut up so I can finish this and go to sleep!”
Now that I think of it, I think I had a babysitter like Lucy once…
“Check me out! I’m the best big brother in the entire world!”
“Yay! Wee is da best big bwuhtha’ eva!”
“Hi this is your doctor from the clinic, I’m calling to tell River about her results from her STD test?”
The other end of the line: *loud screaming, door banging, things breaking*
You are such an asshole, Lee.
Sinbad is JIM CARREY
“What, it wasn’t me, it was LEE, I’m going to KILL him when I find him!”
No it wasn’t, I watched you drive your car through the park!
“…My car has been stolen *hides*”
OOH OOH OOH
LEE, YOU NEED A DATE, YOU GO GET DATE NOW
“Ok, soooo, I know I picked on you in school, and killed your mom’s friend and put you in the hospital, and targeted your house for the past few years and made you the laughing stock amongst the other teens in town, buuuut… I did it to cover up my raging male feelings for you aaaaand… the prom is coming up and I was wondering, River… do you want to go with me?”
“Oh… but you aren’t that much older, I can get the school to check you out, and I’m sure you can come-”
“OVER all of it, Lee.”
“This is what River gets for breaking my heart into a thousand tiny pieces, just like these egg shells );<”
Fiona: *ignores and walks through the door undeterred*
So I guess there is one more installation of my experiment with Generations before we go back to our regularly scheduled legacy so next time, will Lee get a date in time for prom? Or go alone?