So like many sim players, I got my hands on a copy of Generations
AND IT IS SO AWESOME AND DIDN’T KILL MY GAME. Not saying it didn’t try, BECAUSE IT DID. But THEN IT WORKED ANYWAY. ALL CAPS HAPPINESS.
At first I played my legacy for a little bit, then decided that I really wanted to focus more on the new EP than anything else, and started a test game with a different family. Besides, I’ve been meaning to play with these guys for a while now <_<
First off, the new houses that came with Generations impressed me so much, that I stuck them all over the place in a Sunset Valley. This one is my favorite though. Simple and easily upgradable, but cute and full of Generation stuff.
Anyway, here’s the family that I’ve chosen as my Gen guinea pigs…
“Lucy?! Is that you? Aren’t you supposed to be dead?”
Yes well, nothing like pre-made personal favorites to test the waters of a new EP
lol I’m just not creative.
However, they also come with a little CAS sim that I’ve been meaning to get around to making for a while now…
“Actually, you and I both know that I am not the original, nor will I ever be the sim you want me to be”
SHADDUP LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT ;_;
Out of habit, I randomly rolled his traits, yet he still got his parent’s evilness, and his father’s kleptomania. I guess the apple can’t fall far from the Rotter tree. He also has a good sense of humor.
“Hey, how many dead babies does it take to paint a barn?”
… Ok, so it’s an evil sense of humor anyway.
So yeah, he’s the CAS-bred version of Lee, he’s just here to test Gen anyway, so let’s get this show moving. You’ve met the test subjects, now let’s follow them around and watch them do Generation stuff!
Real manly, Sinbad.
“Oh bite me, I’m the national hopscotch champion, and I’ll play if I damn well please!”
“Oh why does she have to say such mean things to me? :(”
She might be right, you know.
“Yay, I’m still not too old for the spring toy rides!”
Toy Horse: *squeaks and creaks with pain*
“You aren’t playing right, Lucy, you just got to keep your foot off the square with the marker on it-”
“You just suck, you know that?! How did I EVER agree to even BREED with you in the first place?!”
Now now, play nice, children.
…I see Lee has moved on to the tree house, and um… where is his father anyway?
“OH YOU LITTLE SHIT I’M GOING TO @$#%&*#@ AND @*%&$@( TIL YOU CAN’T WALK STRAIGHT SHIT”
“…Exactly who would have a child with that man?!”
“Ok, what the hell is all this?!”
Your new roo- oh, let me fix that…
I just love the new patterns. LOVE THEM 😀
I find it interesting that the EP that revolves around the life stages can send away two whole stages of them so you don’t even have to take care of them. And they skill while they are gone?! I’m shipping SO MANY CHILDREN AWAY
While Lee was gone, I found the time to focus on Lucy’s and Sinbad’s relationship.
“I know right!”
“You two know I can hear you, right? :(”
“I ripped them out of that pansy Geoffrey’s garden when I went to his house today and forced his kid to be friends with our Lee”
“Oh Sinbad, that was so thoughtful of you, I will treasure them forever!”
I see the date is going good…
“Oh Sinbad! Did you steal this from the Landgraabs too?!”
“Right out of Nancy’s bedside table.”
“Oh, then I WILL marry you, you wonderful man!”
Lucy was sent away (she was going to have a bachlorette party, but apparently you can’t have two parties at once 😦 that sucks)
“NOW IT’S A PARTY *chokes*”
“NO YOU SUCK”
Jeez, thanks Stiles you bum, you only just got here and you complain to Sinbad, why can’t you be more like Christopher?
I don’t know why Christopher has to spray everyone that walks into the house with his nectar
“But why does she have to be in my SON’s room?! Can’t we take it back downstairs where the party is?! Not where my little boy sleeps, please!”
“WOOOOO! TAKE IT OFF BABY! I GOTTA’ DOLLAR RIGHT HERE FOR YA”
Wow, didn’t take Sinbad that long for Christopher’s nectar to kick in, did it?!
FINE. He can come home.
“Ooh, are we on the chapter where Dina buries her under the porch after crushing her skull in with the telescope that was used to call the aliens?!”
Now, I don’t remember all of that being part of the story. Much less something read to children at night.
“And so then little Bella walked onto the balcony, and lo and behold, there stood Dina, clutching the telescope-”
“WOOOO BABY I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SHIRT”
“Daddy, when are all the drunk people going to go away?”
“When I’m passed out son. When I’m good and passed out.”
I wonder why.
“You aren’t drunk enough Xander, LET ME HELP YOU”
“THIS IS *hic* PROMOTING MY DOMUNUNUCE *hic* NOW SHADDUP ‘N DIE GUMPHUR”
And he was the closest thing you had to a friend 😦
“Can’t, I’m still so waaaaaasted”
“What? I won it, I got the right to wear it if I want.”
If by won, you mean you beat the hell out of Gunther then stole it from him…
“Yeah. I WON it. I don’t see what you are so bitchy about!”
Who invited the stripper from the party?
“Oh nice, we can finally use chairs at weddings now!”
“What, I’m just ‘making it better’!”
“It’s a party over here forever maaaaan”
“Noooo, I want to be fit and beautiful when it is my turn for true happiness!”
I should have locked you in the basement when I had the chance.
“My dad yelled at me for putting whoopie cushions in the seats! I’m having a time out, and he wants to yell at me again, because I used more than one cushion, and I can’t cancel this out…”
True, a whole hour was wasted because Sinbad just stood there with his thumb up his butt waiting for Lee to get out of time out, while Lucy was waiting on him at the alter.
“What?! I swear, it was the chair, not me!”
“Yeah, sure it was…”
“Dude, I’m serious, for once, that didn’t come out of me!”
“HEY, I need attention, over here guys! It’s me, your son Lee! PAY ATTENTION GUYS”
Yeah yeah, keep this up and next time you STAY at Military School.
“WAAAH, why couldn’t YOU be more romantic like that, Geoffery, you pansy! My wedding sucked, I wish I had a nice ring like SHE does instead of the crappy one you got at our courthouse wedding!”
“Um, honey? That IS the ring I got you I think…”
“YEAH! That’s my girl, Lucy, you SHOW that cake’s who’s the boss!”
I swear, these two really were made for each other.
“Ugh, everyone can see up my mama’s skirt.”
So that’s it for this chapter! I may or may not have taken too many photos of these guys, Generations really is a neat EP!
Next time, Lee should grow up, and Sinbad does stuff, and Lucy might still be around, I don’t know yet, I’m going to play a CRAPTON tomarrow, YAY ALL MY FREE TIME
So until then, here’s Sinbad being mentally seven again.
“Yay! This is so much fun and reminds me of the time I did this when I was little, only this time I won’t rip my chest open on a stump that’s under the sliding board”
Ugh, I know that feeling…
Jeez Lee, don’t complain when playing in the water with your clothes on at three in the morning doesn’t make you sick.