Alright ladies and germs, we got some serious shit goin’ down in this chapter!
Ok, maybe not really. I thought it was pretty important though. I don’t know.
“Hey, I’m just as uncomfurtabul that ur really a chick now under all that clothin’. Weirdo.”
“YEAH son! Gotta wear mah biggest bling to my sistuh’s weddin! Gotta REPRUHSENT”
Not YOU, I was talking about the gaping hole in the ground behind you. Thanks a lot Dodge.
*Turns on classical*
“Um, me, Sheldon? Dixie’s burth fathur?”
“Yeah, wut are ya supposed to be my romantic interest on the side, right? I really have no recollectshun of who yew are…Get to know action!”
Way to forget completely about him, Virginia.
Just go somewhere else you creepy fuck.
“Must nawt starve on my dawghtur’s weddin’ day…”
“Dude, yew should really see a doctur’ bout the hole in ur chest! Yew can stick ur hole arm through it!”
“Meh, it’s just botfly holes.”
“Those are botfly holes?!”
Good God, you two are gross.
Why, what’s wrong with it?
“Yay, I don’t know why I’m so excited bout seein’ my best friend’s penis!”
Probably because you don’t have one yourself or deep down you are Warren reincarnate.
“But he wanted a kilt fur his weddin’!”
But that’s not a kilt… oh never mind.
“Wut can I say, soon after movin’ out I realized that I wanna have a healthy fit life, n’ now I work out every day to a music workout reguh’min.”
Well, good for you.
“Can’t… make it… gone… five minutes… without moon pie… need… buffet tabul…”
“OMG CHESS IS SO GANGSTA”
“OH SHIT PAULINA IS HERE HIDE THE HOT GUYS”
“As am I, old Poi Boi, still crashing all the parties, hell yeah”
“Really dude?! That’s not cool! It’s your daughter’s own wedding and you’re just going to bale right after the ceremony?! What’s wrong with you?!”
Shut up Darrell-clone, at least he stayed to watch his daughter get married! Guess who decided to leave not long after arriving though?! That’s right, Sheldon, her own father! So screw you, at least Darrell had the balls not to bale on her when she really needed her, unlike that prick Sheldon!
“Oh mah gawd, so amazing”
Needless to say, Dale had his birthday ages ago. I have no idea why he still insists on announcing that to everyone.
“Ooh, so romantic.”
Not subtle at all, are you, Dale.
“I’m nawt dead though!”
Just ruins it.
“Yo bitch, I ain’t got all night fur yew to get in my truck, hurry the hell up”
“Yew bet I am, gurl! I’ve been practicin’ this all my life, wid pillows! Ain’t that right, lil buddy?”
“… please don’t tell me yew hump our pillows…”
“OHMAHGAW THIS IS BETTUR THAN WUT IT LOOKS LIKE ON CINEMAX”
“What a beautiful wedding and what a lovely outdoor party”
Poi Boi, the party ended HOURS ago! Go home already, damn.
“Haha, the tv’s busted and brokun to shit LOLOLOLOL”
“I ain’t ur purformin’ pig, I won’t just go fur yew whenever yew fell like it!”
“NO bitch, go make me a sammich ‘r somethin’.”
You’ll never impress her with that kind of attitude Dale.
“Fat? Yeah, I grew up still purdy chunky. Why, don’t tell me yew thought I wus pregnant! Jeez! I mean, the only guy I know is my own brother, ‘n yew know that didn’t happen.”
Thank GOD. Because if you and Richard Petty got together somehow… you know what, I’m leaving this alone.
“Suriously Dale, fuck off. I’m fat, I get it.”
“What? Nudists in Twinbrook?! Ugh, I can’t believe I refuse to die for this shit.”
“Yew really think so, Dale?”
“Yew bet doll face! I wouldn’t even look at any other gurl wid a hot gurlfrien’ like yew!”
“Don’t judge me ok?! Man’s got needs.”
Oh yeah, Deborah got a makeover, because since she’s technically part of the family now, I can’t have her running around with the same pattern as Virginia. You would think I wouldn’t get those two confused, but I do <_<
A nice little outfit
fit for a hooker
“Be nice Francis. Not all prostitutes can afford nice clothing.”
It is not, I sat here and watched you break the sink.
“ALL HER FAULT I TELL YA! FUCK HER!”
Jeez Deborah, anger managment much.
Yeah, no matter how many times I change her name back to Secksie, it goes back to the name Darrell gave her when they married. And I’ve fixed it numerous times. And it’s not any crashes before saves that are messing me all up, because all the kids names stayed changed as Secksie. Just Virginia, the last Adair in the house. If anyone downloads her, tell me if her name is still Adair there too, because she won’t stay a Secksie.
“This couch is digging into my legs”
So, I got what I think was the same glitch Adriane pretty much died of on the porch. Only this time, it affected everyone in the legacy.
Reset sims stopped working a long time ago, the clipboard trick would only work for a few seconds, and moving them out all together and then back in wasn’t doing squat.
My legacy was finally dying.
So I said, “you know what, FUCK Twinbrook.”