So, how about all them cicadas, guys?
Am I the only one excited for brood XIX?! I haven’t had this much fun since 1998! Throwing the larva skins at people who don’t like bugs, taking care of crippled ones, trying to put as many on the dog without the dog freaking out… ah, I love these bugs.
Last time we ended with Sinbad scaring peeping toms off the lot like a feral watch dog, but did you know that every time Sinbad is up at night, at some point or another he comes in the house and watches tv?
“What?! Can’t a man watch The Notebook and P.S. I Love You four times a week without having to hear shit from anybody?! Screw off! They are beautiful movies.”
“Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m stuck in the tub”
I should just leave you in there, Darrell! D:<
“BROOK SIDE HOMEY”
“Wut a nice boy.”
There she goes letting underaged boys grope her again -_-
“That’s great’n all gurl, but did yew really have to bring ur mama out heer on our sidewalk date?”
“She didn’t bring me, I follow her where ever she goes!”
DAMMIT, I HATE that.
“We were thinkin’ somethin’ like them two faced cows we see all the time on the teluhvision. Those look so cool…”
Teens, they’ll do anything for attention. Truefax.
Oh, and before you start thinking that it’s Dale’s birthday, you are so wrong.
This screenshot was taken a few days before the birthday, and since then, Danica and Tammy have switched ages. WHAT THE FUCK.
And yeah, Dale’s favorite color is pink. Because real men love pink.
Hell no. Consider yourself lucky you even get a cake this time.
Good, get out.
And take your sisters with you. I could really use the space you are all taking up.
“But, but, I wanna stay heer n’ make babies fur yew!”
NO, GET OUT.
“Jurry? Is’dat yew?! Damn, yew luk older than I imagined yew to be…”
“No red shoes?! In my Twinbrook?! Bitch PLEASE.”
It’s a wonder she hasn’t starved to death yet.
Damn, you know me too well Jay.
The power of persuasion, Jay.
Oh, and I’m not aging him early or any crap. For the record, Jay was a toddler before Dixie was even BORN. Right now, he’s younger than DALE.
I don’t know what’s going on with the aging in my game, but I’m not liking it.
… And this is why neither of you are where you should be at with your careers. Namely you Darrell. This is why you are still a FAN.
“Tough shit, babe.”
“I’m so sorry baby. Ur mothur’s such a failure…”
“And wid’ that, I’m outta heer! Time to make a break fur it!”
“Why did I git chick hair!? It goes through my chest! I don’t like it!”
Well it looked good on Mathew… Also, I would like to thank Poi_Boi’s simself for introducing nicotine into my Twinbrook. He’s the reason so many sims are getting hooked on cigarettes
that and Virginia’s the one actually putting them in their mouths <_<
Anyway, Jay moved in with a teddy bear stuck in his inventory. Real manly, dude. Jay is a lonely, brave, inappropriate, snobby couch potato. He also wants to be a professional writer, and you know how well that went for Amber.
“Oh gawd, sorry lil’ dude, I didn’t know yew were tryin’a do that D:”
“And ur all sticky! Wut’s this white stuff yew got on my pants?!”
“I swear, it’s Jay’s fault!”
“…Yeah, I’m just gonna go home.”
“SSSHH, shut up, this is the part where all the Servo’s rip the head off that gurl…”
That’s kind of rude Jay. I think you are supposed to salute him back.
“Oh! I’m sorry, I’ll make it up to him!”
“BUT I WANNA DO THIS”
…I’m going to check on the fish.
“Not really, we were supposed to be at the gym next door… but wutever.”
“Don’t bother Jay, I already put it out with my face, just light up another one.”
“Seriously?! Screw off Brooke!”
“NO! I’m gonna dance wid’yo sexy man if I feel like it!”
Thanks a lot Brooke for going and combo breaking everything I JUST WORKED SO HARD FOR.
“But… I want her sexy man! ‘N I’m gonna take him frum her if that’s the last thing I do in heer today *walks out off of lot*”
And that’s why she won’t be invited to the wedding.
“OH MAH GAWD REALLY SO SHINY”
I don’t know why I thought a laundromat was an ok place for an engagement, but it can’t be any worse than the junkyard, I guess.
It’s your birthday today, let’s get this party started!
“Oh yeah… very special…”
“Wut a horrible party, I can’t even watch my soap operas now.”
“Yay fur my boyfriend, he’s gonna be so hot when he grows up!”
“Why is their tv broken?!”
Why is that your concern?!
“Happy bir-*laughs, chokes on party horn*”
Way to make an impression on Deborah, Farmer Fo-Twenny.
“Awesum! I’m so happy fur yew gurl!”
“I wanna get married too…”
“Edith, wut have I told yew about beggin’ other people fur engagements?!”
I didn’t even invite you, Gwen.
“Like I said earlier, I go where ever my dawghtur goes!”
“Oh yeah lady?! Well, the tv is brokun, wudda’ya think of THAT?!”
“Come on Papa Lawnie, please stop pickin’ fights wid other party guests! See, this is why we have to crash parties ’cause we can’t get invited wid’ya yellin’ at other people D:”
First off, I would like to thank Skehrer for the bandana! I’m so excited about this stuff right now! Do you know how excited I was just skimming through stuff on the sims website the other day and saw that I owned it on my account? This is just awesome! So I bought Dale’s outfit to match OMG NEW STUFF
“AMG, I’m tellin’ my sistur ur dancin’ widda ‘nother gurl!”
“Shut up Bianca, tell my gurl I’m dancin’ wid Deb’ruh n’ I’ll tell that boy yew like that ur fat.”
“…Robbie already knows that…”
“Um, now I’m a lil’ uncomfortable…”
Julie: “Soooo glad I was born a blonde.”
No that wasn’t, you two danced to classical. Who the hell turned on that channel on Dale’s birthday?!
“Oh, yeah… that was a very intrestin’ dance…”
Exactly what are you doing, Deborah?
Should I be concerned?
“…And I jizzed in my pants.”
“Hah, Matt messed up all on mama’s carpet. Speakin’ of the ole’ bitch, where is she?”
Oh yeah, since Dale didn’t get anything higher than a C in school, he grew up evil. Just great.
He wants a perfect mind perfect body, which he’s pretty much halfway to anyway.
“Hi mama, don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sneak ovur behind yew…”
“AHHHH MY CHILD LIKE INNOCENCE HAS BEEN SCARRED”
You saw him coming. You looked up at him when he walked in the door. How could you have possibly been scared!?
Moving on. Now that Dale is grown up, who will be his baby mama? Will he stick with Edith, or go with Deborah? Will Jay and Dixie have babies? Will the aging on my game get fixed?! Because it REALLY needs to get fixed DX< I HATE IT SO MUCH.