Monthly Archives: March 2011

N.A.S.C.A.R.

So, just for the record: Yeah, Sheldon is the father of Dixie. Originally Darrell WAS the father of Virginia’s baby, but two days into her pregnancy, the game crashed for the first time in a while. DX< So I thought about … Continue reading

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The Stepfather

So the Secksies are no longer living in a four room trailer.  After the wedding and the birth of Virginia’s child, a house was quickly built (in about 10 slow, and antagonizing, hours…) But this is the new Seckie residence, no longer … Continue reading

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A Nice Weddi…Oh.

I don’t know, I’m bored. You know what, let’s have a little short, I call this, Items That Think They Are People. “I wish this bitch would just go ahead and get World Adventures.  I want to go visit the … Continue reading

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Twister

I AM MY OWN STORY PROGRESSOR *shuffles townies around Twinbrook like a bad poker player* Oh, yeah, moving on So, last chapter, Jed died, and it was really heart breaking for all of us, but not really for the Secksies … Continue reading

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The Three Hookers of Twinbrook

At first I thought the gay couples would be ok.  I thought, hey, they could adopt, right? Then I realized that no one in the history of Twinbrook has EVER adopted in this game and I’m depending on EA’S STORY … Continue reading

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Cradle Robbin’

AMG U GAIZ WE ARE HALFWAY THERE I CAN SMELL THE IMPENDING CRASH Oh and spring break was awesome, I got licked by a giraffe.  It’s not really important, I just like telling everyone. Last time, Virginia had a birthday … Continue reading

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